Haha I crack up every time I hear a guard say it. I keep wondering about their QA and how they never noticed the legion of guards out there, all with career-ending knee injuries. :)
Indeed. It is almost like it is a qualification for being a guard. I can easily imagine their recruiting process going something like this:
Prospective Guard: I'd like to apply for guard duty, sir! Guard Recruiter: Alright. You seem to be physically fit for the job. But your knee seems fine... Tell me, have you ever taken an arrow to the knee? Prospective Guard: No, sir. Despite a life of adventurers I never took any injury that could detract me from the duties of a guard. Guard Recruiter: Ok... Just stand there for a minute please. *Takes a bow and shoots the prospective guard in the knee* Prospective Guard: *screaming from pain* Why did you do that?!? Recruiter Guard: Just making sure you are qualified. Now you are hired!
Well, at least your character didn't become a guard that would annoy adventures with that phrase?
ReplyDeleteInstead, Ravanel's ghost entered the blogosphere and went annoying fellow bloggers? ^^
DeleteMore like "...her ghost entered the blogosphere and brought endless entertainment with awesome screenshots and went annoying fellow bloggers." :D
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ReplyDeleteHaha I crack up every time I hear a guard say it. I keep wondering about their QA and how they never noticed the legion of guards out there, all with career-ending knee injuries. :)
ReplyDeleteIndeed. It is almost like it is a qualification for being a guard. I can easily imagine their recruiting process going something like this:
DeleteProspective Guard: I'd like to apply for guard duty, sir!
Guard Recruiter: Alright. You seem to be physically fit for the job. But your knee seems fine... Tell me, have you ever taken an arrow to the knee?
Prospective Guard: No, sir. Despite a life of adventurers I never took any injury that could detract me from the duties of a guard.
Guard Recruiter: Ok... Just stand there for a minute please. *Takes a bow and shoots the prospective guard in the knee*
Prospective Guard: *screaming from pain* Why did you do that?!?
Recruiter Guard: Just making sure you are qualified. Now you are hired!
Rava...Nemesis...be honest... That arrow was flying from a bow you were holding, right? :P
ReplyDeleteOoooh That's classic. :P
DeleteHahahaha! These comments are awesome. <3
DeleteOMG. So much splattered blood... /heave
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DeleteWynnie, even my art with the bow only goes so far... ;-)
DeleteNeed some hunter training? Varnie is at your service (she's lvl 75 now and all :P)
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