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Wednesday 26 September 2012

Skyrim: I used to be an adventurer like you...

... then I took an arrow to the knee.


* Or well, almost to the knee, but I'm not planning to go and try to reproduce this!

13 comments :

  1. Well, at least your character didn't become a guard that would annoy adventures with that phrase?

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    1. Instead, Ravanel's ghost entered the blogosphere and went annoying fellow bloggers? ^^

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    2. More like "...her ghost entered the blogosphere and brought endless entertainment with awesome screenshots and went annoying fellow bloggers." :D

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  2. Haha I crack up every time I hear a guard say it. I keep wondering about their QA and how they never noticed the legion of guards out there, all with career-ending knee injuries. :)

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    1. Indeed. It is almost like it is a qualification for being a guard. I can easily imagine their recruiting process going something like this:

      Prospective Guard: I'd like to apply for guard duty, sir!
      Guard Recruiter: Alright. You seem to be physically fit for the job. But your knee seems fine... Tell me, have you ever taken an arrow to the knee?
      Prospective Guard: No, sir. Despite a life of adventurers I never took any injury that could detract me from the duties of a guard.
      Guard Recruiter: Ok... Just stand there for a minute please. *Takes a bow and shoots the prospective guard in the knee*
      Prospective Guard: *screaming from pain* Why did you do that?!?
      Recruiter Guard: Just making sure you are qualified. Now you are hired!

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  3. Rava...Nemesis...be honest... That arrow was flying from a bow you were holding, right? :P

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    1. Hahahaha! These comments are awesome. <3

      OMG. So much splattered blood... /heave

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    2. Wynnie, even my art with the bow only goes so far... ;-)

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    3. Need some hunter training? Varnie is at your service (she's lvl 75 now and all :P)

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