Mirror, mirror on the wall: which song's the most awful of them all?
So Unowns. Maybe you remember how I told you that there are 26 different varieties of this pokémon species, and that I never managed to catch them all before - but now I was determined to do so. It took me several months or so, but now I have!
And remember how much I hoped there would be some sort of reward for collecting them all? Like, a special item, or maybe even a special combined Unown species to catch? Super exciting! So was there a 'reward'? Yes there was.
Scientist: "You caught all the Unown variations? That's a great achievement!"
Yes, yes, I know, and a darn boring and long one at that. Now give me the loot!
*drumroll*
"I've set up the printer here for handling Unown. Feel free to use it anytime."
My jaw just dropped. The Pokémon printer? I mean, really? (In case you don't know, it's an extra device that you could buy and put on your Game Boy to print out pictures of your pokémon - a thing that nobody actually owned. Including me, I don't own one. And I wouldn't know what to do with a piece of paper with an Unown on it anyway, I rather drawn them and put them on my blog.) Well, that was an epic anti-climax.
But wait, there's one spot vacant at the printer, after Unown nr. 26? And what do those message on the wall, e.g. "Escape", mean? Is there another enigma after all?
Bahahaha! A big "Fuck You" was the ultimate reward.
ReplyDeleteEscape might mean use an escape rope at that spot. Not sure.
I don't think those signs on the wall have any other purpose than to troll me again, but it would of course be super cool if that escape rope actually did something. So I'll have to try it - at the risk of having to draw more "Fuck you" Unowns. ;-)
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